Jonah and the whale

Eric Barreto 9-15-2014
Artistic rendering of Jonah and the whale. Image courtesy Ron and Joe/shuttersto

Artistic rendering of Jonah and the whale. Image courtesy Ron and Joe/shutterstock.com

Sometimes, we teach children the oddest Bible stories.

It is certainly curious that we would decorate baby nurseries with images from the story of Noah’s Ark. The smiling elephants in the comically tiny boat must always be blocking out the mass of humanity and animal life drowning under a seemingly never-ending deluge.

The story of Jonah is another favorite in the Sunday School classroom. And for those of us who remember the story, one aspect of the narrative is most memorable. We remember that Jonah is eventually consumed by a whale or a fish or some sea creature. He spends three days in that great beast’s belly only to be jettisoned when he has finally learned his lesson.

But what lesson exactly did he learn? For some reason, being devoured and then regurgitated by a huge fish is more memorable than the point of this story. Jonah 3:10-4:11 contains the rest of the story, a story we would do well to consider anew today.

the Web Editors 2-09-2012
Photo via Getty Images.

Photo via Getty Images.

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