A God of Action

Re-enact your favorite Bible stories with the Deluxe Jesus Action Figure! Standing just over 5 inches tall, this hard-vinyl figure comes with eight accessories—five loaves, two fishes, and a jug for turning water into wine (although the latter is not guaranteed to work, says the ad copy). What could make this action figure any better? Well, nothing says Almighty like “miracle hands” that glow in the dark! All this can be yours for the low, low price of $12.99.